Strap in – got a show for ya. It’s a gamble: could be a shitshow, could be the best thing you’ve ever seen. Time for a game of…Baccarat.

Don’t hate the house: they’re just doing their job. In fact, come and see them in action: the cashiers, the cleaners, the croupiers and the morticia–

Oops, never mind about that one.

And if you don’t like what you see, don’t worry: the PR team can cut you – I mean, cut it up for you…

THE GERMAN ROMANTICS: Erin Higgins, Belle Hansen, Matilda Gibbs, Eamon Dunphy, Joe Kenny, Sabina Gerardi, Max Greenham

CREDITS: Max Bowyer (Set), Amelia Lane (Costume), August Shearman (Light), Daniella A. Esposito (Sound), Holly Anderson (SM)

Role: Workshop Crew